Yesterday, I had a customer complain about how tired she was because she stayed up reading too late. And because I’m an idiot, I asked her what book she was reading. Of course, I made my “Liz Lemon” Beaver face when she said “Fifty Shades of Grey”. When she said that she couldn’t put it down, I gave her my “Are You Fucking Kidding Me” face.
She commented about how I wasn’t holding back my reactions. And WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I? It’s a shit book. And yes it’s true it stemmed from fan-fic but there is BETTER FAN FICTION OUT THERE.
Yes, I’m a snob and I don’t fucking care.